A Car passed by…

Am I saying it right? Car!

Car. Car. Car.

Where should I stress much?
On the CCCCC…
Or the AAAAA…
Or the RRRRR…

Should it be CCCCCar?
Caaaaaar?
Carrrrrr?

It’s in the AAAAA…
But, it wouldn’t matter if you
Expanded CCC or RRR…
But, you should never shorten the AAAA…
You can shorten
CCC to C & RRR to R
But, never make it zero

Then, It’ll just be
CAAAA or CCCAAAAA
Or
AAAAAR or AAAAARRRR
Or just
AAAAA

So many rules
We have created, to identify
An object, in ONE language.
So many rules, when
You can get away with
“This”, “That”, “It”, “There”,
Or just hand gestures,
Or just make a ‘pey pey’ sound
And people will understand.

Yet, we gotta identify the object,
Because we gotta.
Because all the other generalizations
Are extremely ambiguous.
“That” can mean a car,
Or a goat dyed in pink, wearing pajamas
And promoting Nihilism at a park.

Some might think ‘pey pey’ is also
Ambiguous, but they are wrong.
They should go to the park.

Finally, I shall rename
‘Car’ as ‘Boon’,
I’m just changing its identity
While keeping it unique.

You might not like it,
Because you are a hater of change.
You are anti-change.
You are a lazy bitch who won’t adapt.

“I have learnt it since I was a kid,
Why should we call it differently now?”

Well, you thought WWE was real
When you were a kid.
So, grow up, and stop pretending
Like you care.
If enough people start saying “boon”,
You’d do too… You liquid.

So, basically,
A boon passed by,
Hit an old man,
And people gasped.